Monday, September 19, 2011

Hash Trash #1

Well the York Hash #1 is in the books. What a day it was. first I gotta give spanks to all those who helped me out, and came....First gotta call out Lock Jaw, and Griz who told me about this thing a long time ago. He helped me tons and made that cool sign for the hash. The H5 ers, who came are great, and they set a very high standard, and had a large group.The Nittany Valley hash drove the short bus down, which really impressed me. But I wonder, how many of them rode a bus like that to school every day?  Then there is my mother hash, the Selinsgrove hash! These folks rode their bikes down, and what a fine looking bunch of machines, oh the motorcycles looked good too. Wet Dreams did the RA duties for me, I really appreciate the help! Last but not least, gotta send out props to just Aaron who was the virgin I got to go along on Wed. night when we were down town. He showed up late, but since it was a real shitty trail he found us easily.
     Now the trail....Well it got started an hour late....Lock Jaw and I thought we had a good plan scouted..We were going to go through all areas that were just flooded , and still real soft.....I got spotted as I was marking the first beer stop. Lock Jaw got caught by Bush Rat as he was just starting to lay back trail... when I got spotted a took off a fast as I could go....I was dropping paper, but way too far apart and the pack lost trail. Didn't matter they just followed a railroad and caught me too....So at Circle, Lock Jaw and I got to sit on a bag of ice while we were serenaded for a couple down downs......OOOOOHHHHH what a feeling!...All in all a good time was had by all...We killed 4 cases plus all but a gallon or so of a half keg. Not bad for 35 hashers....Thanks again everybody who came...Now where to go but up from here! On On  Takes It Up The Ass Like A Man

Friday, September 16, 2011

Getting ready for York Hash #2 Sept. 18th

Well, folks it's getting closer, I keep thinking of things. Once again here is my address, 4420 Wolf's church Rd. York Pa. 17408. Hash starts at 2 p.m.  hared by lockjaw and Takes It Up The Ass Like a Man. Dog friendly. BYOLC (bring your own lawn chair, it you want to sit). hash cash $8. Many spanks to H5 for cumming down to York and creating a good bit of excitement for anybody who happened to be around. Brown Noser put up a good write up on H5's mail stream. Great, how we got booted from 'Stones by the worst barbitcher in town!
       As far as Sunday goes, preparations are going well. I got a call from Shocker at Nittany valley, they are bringing a group with a short bus. I also heard from Reading a while ago, they might make it too. This blows me away, and makes me want to have a first rate Hash ! On On    Takes It Up The Ass Like A Man

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

More info on 18th hash

Here's the skinny. 8$ hash cash, virgins free. Start at 2:00, address 4420 wolf's Church Road york 17408, it is going to be down my dirt lane past the stone/white barn, follow signs, stay on the lane you'll be fine. dog friendly.  Lockjaw and I scouted it tonight, the trail looks pretty bad, but what do you want from a virgin!  We went in to  Cobblestones tonight and gave them a heads up for the 14th, that way they won't kick us out. On On! Just Jon

Monday, September 12, 2011

More info on inaugural Hash

Many thanks for all the support I'm getting from Harrisburg/Hershey. Selinsgrove, and now I just heard from the Nittanyvalley! I just realized with all you guys potentially making a road trip, you may need to crash here afterward. fine with me, so, You can campout in my meadow Fri. night or Sun. night or both. You're hashers, you know what you need to be ready for that. I'll have some wood for a fire (if I can find some dry stuff!), out there. I know I've been told you don't need one, but I'm getting a porta-potty.  As the day approaches if  somebody from each kennel; could give me a count, I'll try to get enough beer!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011